Dexter Grif - Lazy Scumbag

26 June 2009 @ 01:11 pm

Hey, guys? Has anyone seen Jason? Tried seeing if he was in his room and... nope, nuttin'. Not out training, not out watching over the place.

Hell, I can't find his partner anywhere!

...what, does his Ranger training include acting like Snake Eyes?

(OoC: For the record? Jason got shunted back for timeskip goodness! He'll be back next week!)

Tags: left out of the loop, poor grif, timeskip ftl?

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13 June 2009 @ 07:58 pm

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Hey, Sarge? I got turned into a llama. Can I take the rest of the day off?

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03 June 2009 @ 10:24 pm

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...

You know what? The little midget's right.

I'm calling a beer run!

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01 April 2009 @ 12:11 am

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Hey, guys? What's with the cannon in the fridge? I mean, really... it's nice and all, but...

Grif got hit with it. He's out like a light.

...

He was shot with a freaking frozen turkey.

...

That's actually funny when you think about it!

Tags: april fools, the start of grif's birthday pain.

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19 February 2009 @ 11:20 pm

[Locked from Hostiles, Yan Lin and those who went on that pirate trip]

Alright, guys. Looks like I'm going on a mission of mercy here...

...so, the party's canceled.

Anyway, I'm taking Sam, Max and Mario and we're gonna hunt down Sarge and ~~beat the everliving shit out of him~~talk some sense into him about this whole fling with Yan Lin.

So... yeah.

See ya whenever!

(OoC: Strikes not there)

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13 February 2009 @ 12:41 am

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Y'know, I hate running to other people for stuff that's needed to be done...

...

Okay, I LOVE running to other people, but this... this is important!

Look at this! LOOK AT IT!

Sarge. And Yan Lin.

DO. NOT. MOTHER FUCKING WANT!

We have to stop them. We have to ruin their DATE! For the sake of all of our brains, Sarge and Yan Lin must not be together!

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02 January 2009 @ 11:32 pm

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...guys? Anyone? Sarge? Sam? Max? ...hell, even Deadpool?

Someone help me back? I'm still tangled up in a tree... after Sarge KICKED ME OFF OF TETHA !

What the hell was the point of using me as the New Year's Ball?! There was one in Neon!

SOMEONE GET ME DOWN!

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27 December 2008 @ 11:07 pm

[Backdated to the 25th]

...what the hell...?

FRUITCAKE!? WHO'S FUCKING IDEA WAS THIS?! WHO THE HELL GAVE ME FRUITCAKE FOR CHRISTMAS!?

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05 December 2008 @ 01:45 am

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So... we have mutant mistletoe around...

...it's in our rooms...

SO, WHY THE HELL ISN'T MINE TALKING?!

What, you think I don't have a romantic bone in my body? Is that it?!

What the fuck, Digital World? WHAT THE FUCK?!

You're just not interesting, that's all...

Hey, BITE ME!

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26 September 2008 @ 02:42 am

[Locked to Hay Lin]

Why the hell am I doing this again, Bokomon?!

Because you're probably one of the few who hasn't talked to her yet, dumbass!

Rrrgh...! Um... yeah... er...

Hey. Uh... How are ya doing? Uh, just checking on ya, um... yeah, erm... ~~why am I doing this still?!~~

Um... need someone... to talk to?

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22 September 2008 @ 04:07 pm

[Locked to Silver Dragon/Hinata Inn, Locked From Will]

...

...

I guess now is a bad time to mention that we need to get everything all ready for Will's party, isn't it?

What was your first clue?

Shut up and keep luring Irma with the large ham!

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19 September 2008 @ 10:57 pm

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So...

This is a hangover...

...who can I kill for starting up Brewfest here?

GODDAMMIT! MY HEAD! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUGH!

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13 September 2008 @ 10:54 pm

[Voice Post]

...And yesh, everything comesh back to me. I AM THE OVERLORD OF ALL!

Grif, are you okay?

Jusht peashy, Bokomon. Why you ashk?

You're not okay. You're drunk off your ass!

Of corshe not! I'm perfectly fine! I mean... beer has made me King of the Loversh...!

...I think that one post with the Labramon disturbed him WAY too much.

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01 September 2008 @ 12:10 am

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Hello, Digital World. This is Grif.

Today is a very special day. And it's one of my favorite days of the year.

Labor Day! A day that we show our appreciation to the working class, by slacking off!

SO! Let's get that Labor Day spirit moving, everyone! It's time to just SLACK OFF!

You do that all the time, Grif. Big WHOOP!

Yeah, but today, it makes it a HOLIDAY!

Tags: big whoop, grif is lazy

Current Location: Silver Dragon Apartments - Grif and Deadpool's room

Current Mood:

lazy

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28 August 2008 @ 12:44 am

[Locked from Skuld]

What... the... hell? The lights just went out! DEADPOOL!

NOT ME! I BARELY USE SIX PLUGS!

Then, why's the power out?!

Don't look at me!

Uh, Grif? There's a bright glow down on the second floor...

That's not good, is it?

Tags: dragon blackout, will = pissed

Current Location: Silver Dragon Apartments - Grif and Deadpool's Room

Current Mood:

confused

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30 July 2008 @ 05:06 pm

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...

I must be going mad.

I swear to God, I thought I saw Lopez 2.0 talking to two D-Comms. And they were understanding him!

What. The. Hell.

I'm taking a break from the construction. It's driving me nuts.

Tags: d-comm therepy

Current Location: Silver Dragon Apartments

Current Mood:

apathetic

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22 July 2008 @ 11:36 pm

[Voicepost]

I'm getting so fucking cooped up in that damn cove! I don't care HOW the Dragon is, I'm--

...Grif?

SONUVABITCH! THEY BLEW UP MY ROOM!

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01 July 2008 @ 03:02 pm

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Y'know, it's weird...

Everyone's turned so deathly serious... I can understand why, I mean, with Kurata and all, but...

I dunno, it's kinda bummed me out. When even SASAMI decides to abandon a bit of happy time to go train or something...

*sighs* Suddenly, I miss Blood Gulch and our usual way of life...

Current Mood:

blah

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21 June 2008 @ 12:14 pm

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Hello, Bokomon here! I have something VERY scary to show you! I have finally seen what lies behind Grif's helmet and... it's scary! Here, look at this:

The elusive Grif-face

GOD DAMN IT, BOKOMON!

Current Mood:

scared

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07 June 2008 @ 10:50 pm

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The pain... the PAIN!

Ow, sunuvaBITCH! What the hell?! Those hammers HURT! They may not be Gravity Hammers or whatever, but they hurt like a son of a bitch!

Shit, next time, we're playing Sargeball... or Kiraball... or Benball... or Primalball... WHATEVER! Just not Grifball!

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