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Yeah, well, happy fucking Halloween to you, too!
(OoC: Grif. Rock. Nothing more, nothing less.)
Yeah, well, happy fucking Halloween to you, too!
(OoC: Grif. Rock. Nothing more, nothing less.)
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Dexter Grif - Lazy Scumbag
16 August 2009 @ 09:38 pm
Sarge is missing. It's hot in here. And I'm starting to SMELL.
GODDAMMIT! That does it! I'm going somewhere that isn't a living oven!
GODDAMMIT! That does it! I'm going somewhere that isn't a living oven!
26 June 2009 @ 01:11 pm
Hey, guys? Has anyone seen Jason? Tried seeing if he was in his room and... nope, nuttin'. Not out training, not out watching over the place.
Hell, I can't find his partner anywhere!
...what, does his Ranger training include acting like Snake Eyes?
(OoC: For the record? Jason got shunted back for timeskip goodness! He'll be back next week!)
Hell, I can't find his partner anywhere!
...what, does his Ranger training include acting like Snake Eyes?
(OoC: For the record? Jason got shunted back for timeskip goodness! He'll be back next week!)
13 June 2009 @ 07:58 pm
Hey, Sarge? I got turned into a llama. Can I take the rest of the day off?
03 June 2009 @ 10:24 pm
01 April 2009 @ 12:11 am
Hey, guys? What's with the cannon in the fridge? I mean, really... it's nice and all, but...
Grif got hit with it. He's out like a light.
...
He was shot with a freaking frozen turkey.
...
That's actually funny when you think about it!
Grif got hit with it. He's out like a light.
...
He was shot with a freaking frozen turkey.
...
That's actually funny when you think about it!
19 February 2009 @ 11:20 pm
Alright, guys. Looks like I'm going on a mission of mercy here...
...so, the party's canceled.
Anyway, I'm taking Sam, Max and Mario and we're gonna hunt down Sarge andbeat the everliving shit out of himtalk some sense into him about this whole fling with Yan Lin.
So... yeah.
See ya whenever!
(OoC: Strikes not there)
...so, the party's canceled.
Anyway, I'm taking Sam, Max and Mario and we're gonna hunt down Sarge and
So... yeah.
See ya whenever!
(OoC: Strikes not there)
13 February 2009 @ 12:41 am
Y'know, I hate running to other people for stuff that's needed to be done...
...
Okay, I LOVE running to other people, but this... this is important!
Look at this! LOOK AT IT!
Sarge. And Yan Lin.
DO. NOT. MOTHER FUCKING WANT!
We have to stop them. We have to ruin their DATE! For the sake of all of our brains, Sarge and Yan Lin must not be together!
...
Okay, I LOVE running to other people, but this... this is important!
Look at this! LOOK AT IT!
Sarge. And Yan Lin.
DO. NOT. MOTHER FUCKING WANT!
We have to stop them. We have to ruin their DATE! For the sake of all of our brains, Sarge and Yan Lin must not be together!
02 January 2009 @ 11:32 pm
...guys? Anyone? Sarge? Sam? Max? ...hel
Someone help me back? I'm still tangled up in a tree... after Sarge KICKED ME OFF OF TETHA !
What the hell was the point of using me as the New Year's Ball?! There was one in Neon!
SOMEONE GET ME DOWN!
Someone help me back? I'm still tangled up in a tree... after Sarge KICKED ME OFF OF TETHA !
What the hell was the point of using me as the New Year's Ball?! There was one in Neon!
SOMEONE GET ME DOWN!
27 December 2008 @ 11:07 pm
...what the hell...?
FRUITCAKE!? WHO'S FUCKING IDEA WAS THIS?! WHO THE HELL GAVE ME FRUITCAKE FOR CHRISTMAS!?
05 December 2008 @ 01:45 am
So... we have mutant mistletoe around...
...it's in our rooms...
SO, WHY THE HELL ISN'T MINE TALKING?!
What, you think I don't have a romantic bone in my body? Is that it?!
What the fuck, Digital World? WHAT THE FUCK?!
You're just not interesting, that's all...
Hey, BITE ME!
...it's in our rooms...
SO, WHY THE HELL ISN'T MINE TALKING?!
What, you think I don't have a romantic bone in my body? Is that it?!
What the fuck, Digital World? WHAT THE FUCK?!
You're just not interesting, that's all...
Hey, BITE ME!
26 September 2008 @ 02:42 am
Why the hell am I doing this again, Bokomon?!
Because you're probably one of the few who hasn't talked to her yet, dumbass!
Rrrgh...! Um... yeah... er...
Hey. Uh... How are ya doing? Uh, just checking on ya, um... yeah, erm...why am I doing this still?!
Um... need someone... to talk to?
Because you're probably one of the few who hasn't talked to her yet, dumbass!
Rrrgh...! Um... yeah... er...
Hey. Uh... How are ya doing? Uh, just checking on ya, um... yeah, erm...
Um... need someone... to talk to?
22 September 2008 @ 04:07 pm
...
...
I guess now is a bad time to mention that we need to get everything all ready for Will's party, isn't it?
What was your first clue?
Shut up and keep luring Irma with the large ham!
19 September 2008 @ 10:57 pm
So...
This is a hangover...
...who can I kill for starting up Brewfest here?
GODDAMMIT! MY HEAD! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUGH!
This is a hangover...
...who can I kill for starting up Brewfest here?
GODDAMMIT! MY HEAD! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUGH!
13 September 2008 @ 10:54 pm
...And yesh, everything comesh back to me. I AM THE OVERLORD OF ALL!
Grif, are you okay?
Jusht peashy, Bokomon. Why you ashk?
You're not okay. You're drunk off your ass!
Of corshe not! I'm perfectly fine! I mean... beer has made me King of the Loversh...!
...I think that one post with the Labramon disturbed him WAY too much.
Grif, are you okay?
Jusht peashy, Bokomon. Why you ashk?
You're not okay. You're drunk off your ass!
Of corshe not! I'm perfectly fine! I mean... beer has made me King of the Loversh...!
...I think that one post with the Labramon disturbed him WAY too much.
01 September 2008 @ 12:10 am
Hello, Digital World. This is Grif.
Today is a very special day. And it's one of my favorite days of the year.
Labor Day! A day that we show our appreciation to the working class, by slacking off!
SO! Let's get that Labor Day spirit moving, everyone! It's time to just SLACK OFF!
You do that all the time, Grif. Big WHOOP!
Yeah, but today, it makes it a HOLIDAY!
Today is a very special day. And it's one of my favorite days of the year.
Labor Day! A day that we show our appreciation to the working class, by slacking off!
SO! Let's get that Labor Day spirit moving, everyone! It's time to just SLACK OFF!
You do that all the time, Grif. Big WHOOP!
Yeah, but today, it makes it a HOLIDAY!
Current Location: Silver Dragon Apartments - Grif and Deadpool's room
Current Mood: 
lazy
lazy28 August 2008 @ 12:44 am
What... the... hell? The lights just went out! DEADPOOL!
NOT ME! I BARELY USE SIX PLUGS!
Then, why's the power out?!
Don't look at me!
Uh, Grif? There's a bright glow down on the second floor...
That's not good, is it?
NOT ME! I BARELY USE SIX PLUGS!
Then, why's the power out?!
Don't look at me!
Uh, Grif? There's a bright glow down on the second floor...
That's not good, is it?
Current Location: Silver Dragon Apartments - Grif and Deadpool's Room
Current Mood: 
confused
confused30 July 2008 @ 05:06 pm
...
I must be going mad.
I swear to God, I thought I saw Lopez 2.0 talking to two D-Comms. And they were understanding him!
What. The. Hell.
I'm taking a break from the construction. It's driving me nuts.
I must be going mad.
I swear to God, I thought I saw Lopez 2.0 talking to two D-Comms. And they were understanding him!
What. The. Hell.
I'm taking a break from the construction. It's driving me nuts.
Current Location: Silver Dragon Apartments
Current Mood: apathetic
apathetic22 July 2008 @ 11:36 pm
I'm getting so fucking cooped up in that damn cove! I don't care HOW the Dragon is, I'm--
...Grif?
SONUVABITCH! THEY BLEW UP MY ROOM!
...Grif?
SONUVABITCH! THEY BLEW UP MY ROOM!
01 July 2008 @ 03:02 pm
Y'know, it's weird...
Everyone's turned so deathly serious... I can understand why, I mean, with Kurata and all, but...
I dunno, it's kinda bummed me out. When even SASAMI decides to abandon a bit of happy time to go train or something...
*sighs* Suddenly, I miss Blood Gulch and our usual way of life...
Everyone's turned so deathly serious... I can understand why, I mean, with Kurata and all, but...
I dunno, it's kinda bummed me out. When even SASAMI decides to abandon a bit of happy time to go train or something...
*sighs* Suddenly, I miss Blood Gulch and our usual way of life...
Current Mood: blah
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